"Are we done in this reality yet? Hello? Hellooo?" This story is considered part of the old lore and is no longer part of the main canon, but exists here for historical purposes.

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Reveal

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By Unknown Author

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Starring: Jinx, Vi

Lore[]

By X

FATHANDS

LAME-TOVER

WUSSY VEST

FAIL TRAIN

LOVE TAPS

INSUFFICIENT FORCE

POLICE BRUTALITY

Vi sTaNdS fOr STUPID. RuNnInG aLL oVeR ToWn WiTh SiLLy HaT LaDy, VI CoUlDnT sOlVe a CrImE iF A CrImiNaL sNuCk Up BeHiNd HeR aNd ShOt HeR iN tHe HeAd - I MeAn TuRnEd HeRsElF iN - WaiT WhaT wAs I sAyIng? oH YeAh, VI DoEsEnT GeT iT: RuLeS aRe MeAnT To Be BrOkEn, LiKe BuIlDiNgS, Or PeOpLe!!! IlL Be bAcK sOoN EnOuGh. No OnE DIE sCrEaMiNg WiThOuT ME!!!!

Trivia[]

• This story was the first champion teaser for Jinx. For some time until her release, this story replaced Vi's backstory on official Riot site as an act of vandalism from Jinx.

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