Fanottem, Lord of the OperaTaunt, Lifesteal
Writing a compelling symphony takes time. Usually around 20 turns or more. |
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Shirvallah, the TigerDivine Shield, Rush, Lifesteal
On bended knee Thekal placed his weapon upon Shirvallah’s altar, whereupon she slowly knocked it off with her paw. |
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Molten GiantCosts (1) less for
He gets terrible heartburn. BECAUSE HE IS FULL OF LAVA. |
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Molten GiantCosts (1) less for
He gets terrible heartburn. BECAUSE HE IS FULL OF LAVA. |
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Naga GiantCosts (1) less for each Mana you've spent on spells this game.
He might be giant, but he’s still a couple thousand protein shakes away from competing in the Colossal Wrestling Championship. |
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Playhouse GiantCosts (1) less for each card you've drawn this game.
WARNING: NOT A PLAYHOUSE. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO CLIMB. |
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Reska, the Pit BossRush. Costs (1) less for each
Overseer of the Bloodrock Mine, Reska will work you to the bone. They'll then reanimate your bones and work THOSE bones to the bone. |
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Ur'zul GiantCosts (1) less for each friendly minion that died this game.
Nothing personal, tiny human. I have many mouths to feed. |
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Arcane GiantCosts (1) less for each spell
Claims to be drawn to Karazhan because of the ley lines. Actually, just loves Moroes’ cooking. |
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Clockwork GiantCosts (1) less for each card in your opponent's hand.
He and Mountain Giant don't get along. |
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Clockwork GiantCosts (1) less for each card in your opponent's hand.
He and Mountain Giant don't get along. |
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Grave HorrorTaunt
Trolls can regenerate lost limbs, but this is what they do with the leftovers. |
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Mountain GiantCosts (1) less for each other card in your hand.
His mother said that he was just big boned. |
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Mountain GiantCosts (1) less for each other card in your hand.
His mother said that he was just big boned. |
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Chained GuardianRush, Reborn
Eternally jealous of the Unchained Gladiator. |
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Snowfury GiantCosts (1) less for each Mana Crystal you've Overloaded this game.
This minion goes all the way to 11! |
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Snowfury GiantCosts (1) less for each Mana Crystal you've Overloaded this game.
This minion goes all the way to 11! |
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Bloodreaver Gul'danBattlecry: Summon all friendly Demons that died this game.
"Still you refuse to bend your knee? None can escape death, you old fool. And in death… all will serve me…" |
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Bloodreaver Gul'danBattlecry: Summon all friendly Demons that died this game.
"Still you refuse to bend your knee? None can escape death, you old fool. And in death… all will serve me…" |
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Reno, Lone RangerBattlecry: If your deck
With an uncertain past and a questionable future, Reno was lucky to find his home on the range. |
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The Amazing RenoBattlecry: Make all minions disappear. *Poof!*
"Reno!" "Please address me by my proper title." "<sigh> <i>Amazing</i> Reno..." |
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Zul'jinBattlecry: Cast all spells
If you can dodge an axe, you can dodge a ball. |
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Anyfin Can HappenSummon 7 Murlocs that died this game.
Theme song by Ellie Goldfin and Blagghghlrlrl Harris. |
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Climactic Necrotic ExplosionLifesteal. Deal {0} damage.
The less legible the band's logo, the more hardcore it is. |
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Convoke the SpiritsCast 8 random
The spirits prefer to convoke when there's some hot gossip to discuss. |
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Dimensional RipperSummon 2 copies of a minion in your deck.
The first dimensional ripper had a point. The second fell flat. The THIRD one really started to take shape! |
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DOOM!Destroy all minions. Draw a card for each.
We ran out of space for "DOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!" |
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Drakefire AmuletTradeable
"...and I only had to climb up the mountains in Winterspring 50 times!" |
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Eye of the StormSummon three 5/6 Elementals with Taunt. Overload: (3)
If that's the eye, I would hate to see the rest of the storm. |
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Iceblood TowerAt the end of your turn,
“Why is it called Iceblood Tower?” “Not really sure. Anyways, try not to lose your footing on any of the frozen bodies as you make your way in.” |
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Nagrand SlamSummon four 3/5 Clefthoofs that attack random enemies.
Come on and slam, and welcome to Nagrand! |
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Puzzle Box of Yogg-SaronCast 10 random spells (targets chosen randomly).
"PUT THE BOX DOWN, RENO!" |
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PyroblastDeal 10 damage.
Take the time for an evil laugh after you draw this card. |
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PyroblastDeal 10 damage.
Take the time for an evil laugh after you draw this card. |
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Sea ShantySummon three 5/5 Pirates. Costs (1) less for each spell you've cast on characters this game.
Time for some well-earned arrr and arrr. |
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Shield ShatterDeal 5 damage to all
"Is the shield being shattered or doing the shattering?" "Yes." |
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Survival of the FittestGive +4/+4 to all minions in your hand, deck, and battlefield.
Sometimes the fittest is the one smart enough to not start a fight with seven 6/6 Treants. |
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Table FlipDeal 3 damage to all enemy minions.
"Judge!" |
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The Galactic Projection OrbRecast a random spell of each Cost you've cast this game (targets enemies if possible).
Look closely in the ball and you'll see the expansion of space and time itself. Or their projections, anyway. |
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The Garden's GraceGive a minion +4/+4 and
The perfect place to hold Conchella. |
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Ultimate InfestationDeal 5 damage. Draw
Ghouls in the pipe, five by five. |
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Ultimate InfestationDeal 5 damage. Draw
Ghouls in the pipe, five by five. |
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Amplified ElekkTaunt
Before this show can continue, we have to bass-boost the elephant in the room. |
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BanjosaurRush
You'll all be singing along once he gets to the tyranno-chorus. |
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Big Bad ArchmageAt the end of your turn, summon a random
"My, my, what big minions I have!" |
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Colossus of the MoonDivine Shield
Strike him down, and you'll face the Colossus of the New Moon. |
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C'Thun, the ShatteredStart of Game: Break into
My grandfather's deck has no useless cards! |
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Darkmoon RabbitRush, Poisonous
That's no ordinary rabbit! That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! |
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DeathwingBattlecry: Destroy all other minions and discard your hand.
Once a noble dragon known as Neltharion, Deathwing lost his mind and shattered Azeroth before finally being defeated. Daddy issues? |
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Deathwing the DestroyerBattlecry: Destroy all other minions. Discard a card for each destroyed.
"He’s Deathwing? That one's Deathwing? You're Deathwing!? I'm DEATHWING! ARE THERE ANY OTHER DEATHWINGS I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT?" |
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Deathwing, DragonlordDeathrattle: Put all Dragons from your hand into the battlefield.
To his credit, Deathwing really took to heart the feedback he was receiving that he needed to be "more of a team player". |
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DJ ManastormBattlecry: Set the Cost of spells in your hand to (0).
Do not sleep on his Tinker Town deep house set - absolutely legendary. |
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EmerissBattlecry: Double the Attack and Health of all minions in your hand.
Taste your world's corruption! It tastes like chicken. |
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Eonar, the Life-BinderTitan
Protector of all living things, she once saved the nascent world-soul of Azeroth from annihilation. It seems mercy was her greatest wisdom. |
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Faceless Behemoth
Rejected names: Forty-Foot Faceless, Big ol' No-face, Huge Creature Sans Face, Teddy. |
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Factory AssemblybotMiniaturize
I call it Mini-me. |
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Flesh GiantCosts (1) less for each time your hero's Health changed during your turns.
"A BIG mistake." |
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Frost GiantCosts (1) less for each time you used your Hero Power this game.
Don't ask him about the beard. JUST DON'T. |
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GigantotemCosts (1) less for each Totem you've summoned this game.
Totem Golem's uncle, gone too soon. |
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Goldshire GnollRush
They're searching for one ring. They're pretty sure someone said Goldshire. |
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Hakkar, the SoulflayerDeathrattle: Shuffle a Corrupted Blood into each player's deck.
ATTENTION: Do not enter any major city while infected with the Corrupted Blood! |
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Jumbo ImpCosts (1) less whenever a friendly Demon dies while this is in your hand.
Jumbo in size! Huge in E.V.I.L.! |
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King PhaorisBattlecry: For each spell
When you're the king of the cats, the whole desert is your litterbox. |
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Kun the Forgotten KingChoose One - Gain 10 Armor; or Refresh your Mana Crystals.
Aya siphons a bit of Kun's soul to animate each golem in her Jade army. To his credit, he's being a great sport about it. |
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Living HorizonTaunt, Divine Shield
Even in the darkest of days, the sun never sets on the Badlands. |
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Living MonumentTaunt
This is not the greatest card in the world. This is just a monument. |
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Lokholar the Ice LordRush, Windfury
Suddenly the names of Iceblood Tower and Iceblood Garrison make a lot more sense. |
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Mecha'thunDeathrattle: If you have no
"Your software will fail. Your users will abandon you. You are already obsolete." |
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Neptulon the TidehunterColossal +2, Rush, Windfury
Neptulon, tired of filling hands, is now throwing hands. |
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NozariBattlecry: Restore both heroes to full Health.
In another timeline, she was called Yeszari. |
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N'Zoth, the CorruptorBattlecry: Summon your Deathrattle minions that died this game.
Has not been able to get "Under the Sea" out of his head for like FIVE THOUSAND YEARS. |
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Raid Boss OnyxiaRush. Immune while
Onyxia chose her guises to manipulate mortals, but her true form? That was reserved for ending them. |
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Safety ExpertRush. Deathrattle: Shuffle three Bombs into your opponent's deck.
Remember: Always wear your helmet when strapped to a bajillion explosives. |
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Scrapyard ColossusTaunt
Heap on heapin' on. |
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Sea GiantCosts (1) less for each other minion on the battlefield.
See? Giant. |
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Sea GiantCosts (1) less for each other minion on the battlefield.
See? Giant. |
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Seaside GiantCosts (2) less for
Everywhere's the shallow end when you're 88 feet tall. |
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Sire DenathriusLifesteal. Battlecry: Deal 5 damage amongst enemies. Endlessly Infuse (@): Deal 1 more.
History has a way of altering villains so that we can no longer see ourselves in them. Unfortunately for the Venthyr, they all look like Sire Denathrius. |
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Stoneborn GeneralRush
Leads with an iron fist and a stony demeanor. |
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Thaddius, MonstrosityTaunt. Your odd-Cost
Feugen is positive that Thaddius will see play, but Stalagg seems negative about it. |
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The Boom ReaverBattlecry: Summon a copy of a minion in your deck. Give it Rush.
“What’s better than reaving? BOOM reaving!” |
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The JailerBattlecry: Destroy your deck. This minion
At one point, The Jailer served as Arbiter over the souls of the Shadowlands. He was the epitome of an unbiased, righteous judge of character. WAS. |
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TyrantusTaunt
Millennia of evolutionary pressures turned his species into the Faerie Dragons we know today. |
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Ultrasaur
Evolved the really long neck to spy on its neighbors. |
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Varian WrynnBattlecry: Draw 3 cards.
Leader of the Alliance! Father of Anduin! Also he likes to play Arena, and he averages 12 wins. |
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Yogg-Saron, Hope's EndBattlecry: Cast a random
I spell your doom... Y-O-U-R D-O-O-M! |
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Yogg-Saron, Master of FateBattlecry: If you've cast
Yogg take the wheel! |
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Y'Shaarj, Rage UnboundAt the end of your turn, put a minion from your deck into the battlefield.
When he's working out, he binds all that rage back into a ponytail. |
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Y'Shaarj, the DefilerBattlecry: Add a copy of each
Y'Shaarj made an excellent office intern, doing the copying AND defiling. |
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Frost Lich JainaBattlecry: Summon a
"Arthas was a spoiled child, playing with toys he could neither control nor understand. Come into the cold. I will show you the true power of the Frozen Throne." |
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Frost Lich JainaBattlecry: Summon a
"Arthas was a spoiled child, playing with toys he could neither control nor understand. Come into the cold. I will show you the true power of the Frozen Throne." |
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Uther of the Ebon BladeBattlecry: Equip a 5/3 Lifesteal weapon.
"Step forward. Confess! Once I was a mere servant of the Light. Now I alone stand in judgement." |
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Uther of the Ebon BladeBattlecry: Equip a 5/3 Lifesteal weapon.
"Step forward. Confess! Once I was a mere servant of the Light. Now I alone stand in judgement." |
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Valeera the HollowBattlecry: Gain Stealth until your next turn.
"Run away. Hide in your precious keeps, behind your walls and your bodyguards. Night always falls, and shadows will fill your hallowed halls. One day, one of those shadows will be me." |
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Valeera the HollowBattlecry: Gain Stealth until your next turn.
"Run away. Hide in your precious keeps, behind your walls and your bodyguards. Night always falls, and shadows will fill your hallowed halls. One day, one of those shadows will be me." |
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From De Other SideSummon a copy of each minion in your hand.
Why did Drakuru cross the road? |
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Front LinesSummon a minion
With the line in the sand crossed, the battle for the Throne of Tides had begun. |
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Libram of HopeRestore 8 Health. Summon an 8/8 Guardian with Taunt and Divine Shield.
"Think you got lethal? Libram of NOPE!" |
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Mass ResurrectionSummon 3 friendly minions that died
One's company, two's a crowd, and three's a “mass” resurrection, apparently. |
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Mind ControlTake control of an enemy minion.
Nominated as "Spell Most Likely to Make Your Opponent Punch the Wall." |