Vaguely insane, vaguely evil.

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Kalga
Kalga - - 5,776 comments @ Nature

That's an explosive ***********...

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Kalga
Kalga - - 5,776 comments @ Speeding

Maybe the police officer swings the other way? You should show him the massive sausage you're packing down there!

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Kalga
Kalga - - 5,776 comments @ Magical Protection against wrecks

When the healing crystals become the killing crystals.

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Kalga
Kalga - - 5,776 comments @ Can and fork??

That's for pussies, just chug down the soup straight from the can!

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Kalga
Kalga - - 5,776 comments @ Speeding

Those are rookie numbers, you gotta go fast enough that pedestrians become speedbumps.

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Kalga
Kalga - - 5,776 comments @ High level undead boss

If the dead truly care about their corpses, they would come back to life and sue.

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Kalga
Kalga - - 5,776 comments @ We are ambombinous

About as well made as the actual gunpowder plot.

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Kalga
Kalga - - 5,776 comments @ ...

Eh, close enough.

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Kalga
Kalga - - 5,776 comments @ ...

Hey, it still works that way.

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Kalga
Kalga - - 5,776 comments @ ...

Should have made the sign bigger for the vision impaired...

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Kalga
Kalga - - 5,776 comments @ ...

What makes you think they can read?

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Kalga
Kalga - - 5,776 comments @ Honest Work

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

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Kalga
Kalga - - 5,776 comments @ ...

Tiddies?

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Kalga
Kalga - - 5,776 comments @ ...

Time to draw another set of lines then...

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Kalga
Kalga - - 5,776 comments @ ...

I eat donuts with soda so they can't tell which is which!

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Kalga
Kalga - - 5,776 comments @ ...

Priorities: he cleaned the place where he spends the most time in.

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Kalga
Kalga - - 5,776 comments @ ...

I misread that at first and thought it's vaseline.

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Kalga
Kalga - - 5,776 comments @ American Paladin CRAB

Just like everything else in nature, all shall re-evolve into crab...

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Kalga
Kalga - - 5,776 comments @ ...

Look on the more positive side: that's a lot of free fertilizer for the next planting season.

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Kalga
Kalga - - 5,776 comments @ ...

When you modded the environment but forgot to have the characters' gear to adjust.

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Kalga
Kalga - - 5,776 comments @ ...

Difference is she can pay for it but [the child] can't.

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Kalga
Kalga - - 5,776 comments @ Ring the Doorbell at your own risk

Just use a long stick, problem solved.

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Kalga
Kalga - - 5,776 comments @ ...

So NERVA is at least paying them more in the rebuild?

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Kalga
Kalga - - 5,776 comments @ ...

You are the countermeasure!

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Kalga
Kalga - - 5,776 comments @ ...

Skill issue.

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Kalga
Kalga - - 5,776 comments @ ...

It's well known that **** love the taste of ****: Youtu.be

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Kalga
Kalga - - 5,776 comments @ The Dumbest Timeline

Thank you for your feedback. I believe that's decided by the original Modern Day mod (probably something with the way the territories borders are drawn). We will take this information into consideration.

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Kalga
Kalga - - 5,776 comments @ ...

How is Denmark not a military superpower yet?

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Kalga
Kalga - - 5,776 comments @ China Propaganda Supply Truck

What I imagine the speakers are playing: Youtu.be

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Kalga
Kalga - - 5,776 comments @ ...

Welcome to florida!

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