Characters
Characters
Chris Stone
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The main character. Chris is an ordinary person with an ordinary job, but even though he is a plumber, he's no Super Mario. Chris has shrugged off his brother's warning about an incoming invasion by the Soviet Union as mere hoopla contained by conspiracy theorists and the like. His job has just gone from smelly to really stinkin' bad at the capture of his brother, Troy.
Troy Stone
General Tatarin
Mr. Jones
Isabella Angelina
The Kid
Phil
Tatiana Kempinski