Global Domination for Beginners Quotes

“Did you hear about Katie Parkinson? ... She's going out with Christopher... They've been kissing."

"It was like a Semtex explosion in my brain. I did not know whether to cry or run away.”
― Will Once, Global Domination for Beginners

“It’s all about truth,” he said. “We don’t trust governments because they don’t tell us the truth. They make every story sound like it’s good news, even when it’s not. Those who are in power sing their own praises. Those who aren’t in power criticise those that are. And no-one tells the whole truth. That’s why we look for conspiracies. We know we are being lied to. We just don’t know what they are lying to us about.”
― Will Once, Global Domination for Beginners

“I would only ever love Katie Parkinson. That I would have to take over the world to get her. And I realised what I had to do to achieve total global domination.”
― Will Once, Global Domination for Beginners

“We were a gang. We were three. Like the Fantastic Four, but without the big orange one.”
― Will Once, Global Domination for Beginners

“The most portentous tidings delivered by a collector of My Little Pony figurines and Barbie dolls.”
― Will Once, Global Domination for Beginners

“Do tarantulas sting or bite? There ought to be more to them than tickling you with their hairy legs. I will ask one of the henchmen to find out.”
― Will Once, Global Domination for Beginners

“Was it really such a crime to have a little accident in the back of the police van? I’m sure they could clean it up a little bit of wee without it causing too much damage.”
― Will Once, Global Domination for Beginners