The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod Journal Quotes

“I'm a creature of the night for God's sake And she wants me home by eleven?”
― Heather Brewer, The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod Journal

“Dude, you're a vampire. EVERY day sucks for you.”
― Heather Brewer, The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod Journal

“Lesson #456 of high school life:
Never, EVER trust an alarm clock.”
― Heather Brewer, The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod Journal

“I'm too tired to reign over vampirekind, let alone enslave the human race.”
― Heather Brewer, The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod Journal

“Mmmmm. Warm chocolate chip cookies. Not even AB negative can compare.”
― Heather Brewer, The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod Journal

“Getting staked had been a hard lesson in choosing one's friends wisely.”
― Heather Brewer, The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod Journal

“Vlad decided that teachers' ideas were a lot like bunches of garlic-intriguing from afar, but up close sadly sickening and, if you weren't careful, DEADLY.”
― Heather Brewer, The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod Journal