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Was there ever an introduction to a book which tried to put you off reading it? Stan Lee, famous King of Marvel Comics, tells us in his foreword that what you are about to see “caters to the basest of man’s character and morals” and is “the most sordid of projects”.

Superman was created by Jerry Siegel (writer) and Joe Shuster (artist) in 1932 when they were both 18. No one was interested. Finally they got Detective Comics Inc interested in 1938. DC Comics bought the rights to the character for the bizarro sum of $130 and put them both under contract to supply stories. So Jerry and Joe made the same deal as every teenage singer and rock band ever did, all of them being so grateful to be recognised by anyone that they signed the first contract that was shoved in front of them. And Jerry & Joe thereby lost millions. Superman was an immediate and colossal hit. After eight fat years, Jerry and Joe sued DC Comics for ownership of their creation and lost the case. DC fired them and took their credits off all Superman stories. Nice! That’ll teach these uppity creative types who’s boss. Ka-pow, guys! We’ll see you around! Don’t call us, we’ll call you! Except, we won’t! Ha ha!

So by 1947 Joe Shuster had lost the case, spent his money and had eyesight problems. He didn’t come up with anything much good after Superman. He was spiralling down and he was only 33 years old. By the early 50s he was freelancing for anyone who’d have him.

Enter stage left : a pornographer.

Yes, holy black leather kryptonite! It’s Superman In Bondage featuring Lois Lane (also in bondage) and Lana Lang (likewise)! Plus walk-on parts for Lex Luther and Jimmy Olson, cub reporter.

So, down on his luck, Joe Shuster, creator of the most emblematic of all superheroes, got to work in 1954 illustrating 16 flimsy booklets of BDSM tales called “Nights of Horror”.

For me, this is like finding out that my beloved Uncle Charles has been performing under the name Charlene at a tranny bar for the last ten years. It’s shocking.

Sample captions for the illustrations you will find herein:

I seemed to crave this treatment no matter how harsh or humiliating.

The red ants bit and nipped where the honey had been smeared.

Puff it in… in a few minutes you’ll feel wonderful.

“Implant upon my foot your most servile caresses,” he ordered.

I’ll teach you not to go out with someone else.

I’ll do anything you want.. if you let me have this job
(The entire plot of Secretary)

Estelle led him further and further up the road to slavery.

He was not averse to having his plaything become the property of other seamen.


You get the idea. One final particularly outre one – a burly guy approaches a woman who has her arms tied behind her. He is waving a phallic cactus before him

I began to pat it on the naked skin of the lush beauty beneath me.

I mean, that’s just perverted. A cactus? Well, if there wasn’t so much whipping and threatening with red hot irons going on (mostly the victims are female, but not always) I might enjoy this stuff, because it’s beautifully drawn, and for anyone who remembers the mighty Man of Steel, it’s kind of a queasy pleasure seeing someone exactly like him being tied up and threatened by someone who looks exactly like Lois Lane only in her underwear. But there’s just a little too much whipping and beating and pain. Oh all right, it’s ALL whipping, apart from the ants literally in the pants, and the cactus.


footnote


I like it when books connect with each other. This one is like a large footnote to The Ten Cent Plague and The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay (reviewed elsewhere). I didn’t intend to read three books on early American comics all together but that’s how it turned out.





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March 21, 2010 – Shelved
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February 23, 2011 – Shelved as: verysleazyfun
February 23, 2011 – Finished Reading
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message 1: by Manny (new)

Manny This is such a sad story! We saw the Faye Dunaway movie Puzzle of a Downfall Child the other day, and it really resonates.


message 2: by Magdelanye (last edited Feb 16, 2012 02:23AM) (new)

Magdelanye I too look for book connections and am guded by synchronicity.

checking in this night the first thing I did was read Ians characterstically enigmatic comment on your review of Life in a victorian workhouse. Next I idly clicked on the link posted in your comment above Ians. That led me to your review of I live here and a comment by Rose that I had somehow missed. I was moved to reply and happened to mention one of the most dramatic and pivotol experiences of my reading career.

This was my reaction to Chantes des Maldorer by Compte de Lautremont(couldnt find the title on GR)
I had picked up on several references to it and, not finding it in the bookshops, had special ordered it and highly anticipated reading. It seemed to take forever to arrive, and when the evening came to begin, I lit a fire in front of which I lay in total comfort, glass of wine even, all evening mine alone.

Maybe its crucial to note how much I loved Rimbaud and Baudelaire and Gide and Camus. I felt( and still do) a rapport with them and shared their sense of alienation and despair.But Lautremont is of a different order.
He begins something like, dear reader, if you love life and light at all, do not read further. Well I did anyway, another few paragraphs he warns of unspeakably sordid details and the stripping of hope and entreats all gentle readers to lay aside the book. He does this a few times, whining about his low station and miserable despair. I felt my eagerness drain away and when at last he gives his final advice to throw the book into the fire, I did.


message 3: by Ian (new) - added it

Ian "Marvin" Graye I deleted a very immature comment in this thread after I read Manny's comment.


message 4: by Manny (new)

Manny Ian wrote: "I deleted a very immature comment in this thread after I read Manny's comment."

Maybe you should have kept it. I have been discussing the definition of the word 'tragedy' with Not, and she is of the opinion that this story is not tragic. Though if she wants to say what she does think it is, she'll have to do that herself.


notgettingenough I'm sorry, I have to say I think this review is hilarious. I hope you didn't mean it to be tragic, Paul. Because I'd like to think I have more sensitivity than to be giggling at your weeping violin music.

One good thing about the internet is that it makes it so much harder for those ghastly middlemen to profit from their immoral ways...publishers, record labels.


message 6: by Ian (new) - added it

Ian "Marvin" Graye I am not getting enough Not.


message 7: by Magdelanye (new)

Magdelanye gee, I heard no violins when I read this review, only the discordant clang of cash registers and bank vaults.

If the way artists are treated and cheated is not tragic, then perhaps its just all a big farce.


Paul Bryant He didn't even make any money from this debasement of his art, either.


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