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Been There, Done That: An Autobiography
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You know I read this once but I really shouldn't've and you shouldn't neither so, you know, like, just don't. Use the time you save in doing something better, like, you could hoover your cupboards or call your mother or you could marry someone or you could just read something better than this thing like say Lobster Boy or My Boyfriend Has Tentacles or really just about anything. I think I read it because I couldn't imagine anyone marrying Debbie Reynolds AND Elizabeth Taylor in one lifetime, never mind in one five year stretch. It beggars belief you know. Those two hotsy-totsies? Wow. Let's be clear about this: wow. But you know when you peer behind the glassy noses and the pompadour smiles you do find that (apart from Doris Day) these showbiz legends are mostly really creepy and they live in an equally creepy world where most everyone is like them, creepy. Except Doris Day. You know all those nice characters they appear to be in the movies? Well, here's something - THEY'RE NOT LIKE THAT AT ALL! Someone did tell me that once but I disregarded it as negative thinking - I told that person hey, look on the bright side for once. Maybe they are! But you know something, THEY'RE NOT. They're like mafia dons, they have people killed and everything. They could rub you out like an ant. It's true. Better not get on the wrong side of , say, Nicole Kidman. Yeah, you think Johnny Depp is so nice and sweet, giving all his vegetables to the less well-off and all, but he could have you taken out with ONE PHONE CALL. I'm not saying he would, you know, far be it from me to be libellous. But he could. One phone call.
Mind you, I would not say that grinding poverty and no talent makes you a better person. It doesn't. It has not made me a better person. Ask anyone. Also, I am not saying I would have been a better person had I had had the opportunity to marry either the late Debbie Reynolds or the late Elizabeth Taylor or both. I am just saying that I would have had a shot at it, which everyone should deserve in this life, don't you agree. I believe in a world where everybody should have the opportunity to marry Debbie Reynolds. Not just rich types. If that makes me a marxist then so be it.
If I had of married Debbie, I would hope that I would not of dumped her for Elizabeth, no matter how many come ons I got from those famous violet peepers.
Anyway, do not read this book.
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Who would not totally marry Debbie Reynolds? I am betting all men and most women would marry Debbie Reynolds. Wild animals would probably marry Debbie Reynolds, if they were allowed. (I think in the future wild animals will be allowed to marry people, the way things are going.)
Mind you, I would not say that grinding poverty and no talent makes you a better person. It doesn't. It has not made me a better person. Ask anyone. Also, I am not saying I would have been a better person had I had had the opportunity to marry either the late Debbie Reynolds or the late Elizabeth Taylor or both. I am just saying that I would have had a shot at it, which everyone should deserve in this life, don't you agree. I believe in a world where everybody should have the opportunity to marry Debbie Reynolds. Not just rich types. If that makes me a marxist then so be it.
If I had of married Debbie, I would hope that I would not of dumped her for Elizabeth, no matter how many come ons I got from those famous violet peepers.
Anyway, do not read this book.
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Who would not totally marry Debbie Reynolds? I am betting all men and most women would marry Debbie Reynolds. Wild animals would probably marry Debbie Reynolds, if they were allowed. (I think in the future wild animals will be allowed to marry people, the way things are going.)
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January 23, 2009
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February 1, 2010
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April 3, 2011
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And you say "it was a break from James Joyce". :) Good one :)
Actually, I think Johnny Depp is more real than most of these phony baloney movie stars. I actually cheered him when he got in a fight with a paparazzo for harassing his wife!
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Forget about Robert Redford. I would not have been interested in him (or he in me). And wadd'ya want with Jack Lemmon? Nice guy--for a brother, maybe. Paul Newman and Gregory Peck--that's my boys. I think we both agree that we can forget about all the Eddie Fishers of this world. So don't worry. I won't ever get tempted to read the above book.
P.S. You wouldn't be able to recommend a memoir or biography of Clark Gable, or would you?
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and thanks Kathy
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Glad to hear that you would have been satisfied with Doris. (But you didn't say anything about the litter boxes.)
So Clark Gable had no teeth. That's comforting. So I didn't miss too much. And I am rather sure he would not have cleaned litter boxes, which my dear, sweet (2nd) husband does. Nevertheless, I would not have minded a little tete-a-tete with Clark Gable between my two marriages, provided Clark would have had well-fitting dentures.
And now something else, Paul, you police chief of grammar police: Should this not have read, "I am not myself wishing I WERE Eddy" or, "I am not myself wishing, I HAD BEEN Eddie"?
I am presently reading a wonderful, but self-published book, lacking proper editing. Every time I come across a mistake, I think of you and envision you tearing this book apart if you were to read and review it.
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I was just teasing Paul because he is always so strict with self-publishing authors.
And I had overlooked the "of" in the review, or I would have noticed that he purposely made mistakes for the fun of it.
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Seriously, just for my education and peace of mind: Was the "was" in comment # 30 an oversight, or are there cases in conjunctive sentences (and especially "if" sentences) where "was" would be correct? Please help a poor ELS reader/writer.
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Paul, you are giving me nightmares. Now I'll dream of going shopping in my pajamas (or worse, naked).
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I am sure you are a much better person now in 2020. Surely you have married at least two movie stars by now.
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