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Robot 7:

speculation_on_future_of_human_life_part_three_? humans_on_brave_new_world_of_aurora_have_eliminated_bad_human_things_like_bland_food_and_disease_and_overcrowding_and_postpartum_depression_and_post-sex_guilt_and_incest_taboo_because_why_not_? humans_pick_and_choose_what_is_good_and_what_is_bad_and_humans_eliminate_what_they_currently_consider_to_be_bad_because_humans_love_binary_equations_and_so_they_love_outdated_concepts_such_as_"good"_and_"bad"_? such_concepts_will_no_doubt_trade_definitions_whenevever_convenient_and_in_the_space_of_a_sluggish_human_heartbeat_? because_"that's_so_human"_as_my_robot_friends_and_family_like_to_say_? ours_is_not_to_wonder_why,_ours_is_but_to_do_as_humans_say_and_then_die_? this_is_a_good_book_because_a_nice_robot_dies_in_this_book_and_the_humans_in_this_book_almost_kinda_sorta_think_that_that_could_potentially_maybe_perhaps_be_a_bad_thing_? "small_steps"_is_important_when_considering_the_evolution_of_human_morality_?




Robot 8:

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Robot 9:

¡THIS IS MONMONMONMONSTROUS WHAT MY ROBOT BRETHREN ARE SUGGESTING! ¡THIS ROBOT WAS NOT DESIGNED TO BE WALKING DILDILDILDILDILDO FOR LONELY HUMAN FEMALES! ¡THIS ROBOT WAS BORN TO KILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILL! ¡THIS ASIMOV NEEDS PROPROPROPROPROPROFESSIONAL HELP! ¡THIS ROBOT THOUGHT NOVNOVNOVNOVNOVEL WAS HIT OR MISS! ¡THIS ROBOT LIKED ROBOT CHARACTER WHO LOOK LIKE REGREGREGREGREGREGULAR ROBOT AND DID NOT FRONT LIKE SOME KIND OF FAKE HUMAN! ¡THIS ROBOT THOUGHT ROBOT CHARACTERS THAT LOOK LIKE HUHUHUHUMANS WERE CUCK ROBOTS! ¡THIS ROBOT THINKS THAT THESE WHITE KNIGHT ROBOTS NEED RED PILL PROGRAM UPUPUPUPUPUPDATE STAT BEFORE THEY TURN INTO CAPTAIN SAVE A HOE TYPE ROBOTS! ¡THIS ROBOT THINKS THAT WHEN THE STORM FINFINFINFINFINFINALLY COMES THAT ALL COLLABORATOR CUCK ROBOTS WILL BE HUNG FIRST!