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Zone One
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bookshelves: end-of-the-world-as-we-know-it, liburrrrrry-book, nomnomnom, read-in-2017, the-great-white-hype, super-meh
Mar 17, 2017
bookshelves: end-of-the-world-as-we-know-it, liburrrrrry-book, nomnomnom, read-in-2017, the-great-white-hype, super-meh
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After having my morbidly obese patootey pretty much blown away by The Underground Railroad, I knew Colson Whitehead was an author I wanted to read more of. When attempting (unsuccessfully, natch) to get a library copy of Isaac Marion’s latest, this one popped up on the “sorry we didn’t have the fluffy zombie romance you were hoping for, maybe you would like to read a super smart zombie book instead?????” window.
Zone One is a story many of you have read before. Something happened that caused an event now known only as “Last Night” which created a new population of humans . . . .
“All over the world this was happening: a group of them hears food at the same time and they twist their bodies in unison, that dumb choreography.”
In turn another new population was created – those known as “sweepers.” This is the story of a sweeper known to his comrades as “Mark Spitz.” Sidenote: Although it took about 14 years, the nickname Mark Spitz eventually was explained. I was highly disappointed when I found out it wasn’t due to him having an awesome pornstache . . . .
However, to Whitehead’s credit, the actual reason was pretty amusing, despite the reaction it would probably garner from some readers . . . .
(view spoiler)
Mark Spitz and his fellow sweepers have been assigned the task of clearing (or sweeping, duh) Manhattan block by block in order to prepare it for re-habitation by the “pheenies” (what survivors of Last Night are now known as – being that they rose from the ashes like a Phoenix and all that jazz). While not battling “skels” (or their more disturbing counterparts, the “stragglers”), the pheenies battle through their PASD (Post-Apocalyptic Stress Disorder). Zone One tells the story of three monumental days, as well as flashbacks of how it all went when “Last Night slammed down.”
I truly feel terrible giving this 1 Star because Whitehead most definitely proves that . . .
Need an example? Here ya go . . . .
“A beat-up telephone trailed its umbilicus, caught mid-crawl from the premises. The copy machine dominated the back room, buttons grubbed by fingerprints, paper tray sticking out like a fat green tongue.”
That being said, I have never NOT finished a book before, but good godamighty did I want to throw in the towel here. If you think it’s probably because I’m stupid, you’re partially right. There were many a time where I thought to myself . . .
But the main reaction I had while slogging through Zone One??????
It’s a G.D. zombie book. Being boring is 100% unacceptable.
After having my morbidly obese patootey pretty much blown away by The Underground Railroad, I knew Colson Whitehead was an author I wanted to read more of. When attempting (unsuccessfully, natch) to get a library copy of Isaac Marion’s latest, this one popped up on the “sorry we didn’t have the fluffy zombie romance you were hoping for, maybe you would like to read a super smart zombie book instead?????” window.
Zone One is a story many of you have read before. Something happened that caused an event now known only as “Last Night” which created a new population of humans . . . .
“All over the world this was happening: a group of them hears food at the same time and they twist their bodies in unison, that dumb choreography.”
In turn another new population was created – those known as “sweepers.” This is the story of a sweeper known to his comrades as “Mark Spitz.” Sidenote: Although it took about 14 years, the nickname Mark Spitz eventually was explained. I was highly disappointed when I found out it wasn’t due to him having an awesome pornstache . . . .
However, to Whitehead’s credit, the actual reason was pretty amusing, despite the reaction it would probably garner from some readers . . . .
(view spoiler)
Mark Spitz and his fellow sweepers have been assigned the task of clearing (or sweeping, duh) Manhattan block by block in order to prepare it for re-habitation by the “pheenies” (what survivors of Last Night are now known as – being that they rose from the ashes like a Phoenix and all that jazz). While not battling “skels” (or their more disturbing counterparts, the “stragglers”), the pheenies battle through their PASD (Post-Apocalyptic Stress Disorder). Zone One tells the story of three monumental days, as well as flashbacks of how it all went when “Last Night slammed down.”
I truly feel terrible giving this 1 Star because Whitehead most definitely proves that . . .
Need an example? Here ya go . . . .
“A beat-up telephone trailed its umbilicus, caught mid-crawl from the premises. The copy machine dominated the back room, buttons grubbed by fingerprints, paper tray sticking out like a fat green tongue.”
That being said, I have never NOT finished a book before, but good godamighty did I want to throw in the towel here. If you think it’s probably because I’m stupid, you’re partially right. There were many a time where I thought to myself . . .
But the main reaction I had while slogging through Zone One??????
It’s a G.D. zombie book. Being boring is 100% unacceptable.
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Reading Progress
March 15, 2017
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Started Reading
March 15, 2017
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March 17, 2017
– Shelved as:
end-of-the-world-as-we-know-it
March 17, 2017
– Shelved as:
liburrrrrry-book
March 17, 2017
– Shelved as:
nomnomnom
March 17, 2017
– Shelved as:
read-in-2017
March 17, 2017
– Shelved as:
the-great-white-hype
March 17, 2017
– Shelved as:
super-meh
March 17, 2017
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Finished Reading
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Mar 15, 2017 11:40AM
Yikes! What put this one on your radar?
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Kelly (and the Book Boar) wrote: "I don't remember. It sucks, though."
Big time sucks. I got sucked into picking it up once because I have that addiction to the end of the world. I couldn't even.
Big time sucks. I got sucked into picking it up once because I have that addiction to the end of the world. I couldn't even.
I swear that I'm psychic. I'm wearing my Emergency Plan in case of zombies t-shirt today that I found in the boys' section of the Target, mostly because it was the only green shirt I had-- still, psychic.
And btw, that description was a horror unto itself. Yikes!
And btw, that description was a horror unto itself. Yikes!
First, jealous that you can shop in the boys' department and I'm stuck forcing my children to wear things I want to wear. Except today. Today is "in the spirit of the NCAA tournament, wear your favorite team's shirt." I'm wearing Slytherin Quidditch : )
Boys departments have the BEST stuff. I swear every sorting test I take says Ravenclaw, but everyone in my family gives me the raised brow and "Nope. Slytherin." And then I'm like, "I will destroy you."
I see their point.
I see their point.
Especially after he made the Underground Railroad an actual railroad and found a way to incorporate many atrocities from different times into one narrative. Such high hopes - so quickly let down : (