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Encyclopedia of Bad Taste
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The subtitle of this heavenly concoction is: A celebration of American pop culture at its most joyfully outrageous.
This is not so much a book as an aspirin to banish gloom. Of course, America marches on and this book needs a major update to include such modern phenomena as Celebrity Rehab and Autobiographies by People who Aren't 25 Yet - still, it's a wonderful panorama of some truly ghastly shit. For instance
Aerosol cheese
Boudoir photography
(That special present for that special someone)
Breasts, enormous
(Can't mock Americans for that, we have this fetish over here too, but I liked that there was a page called "Breasts, enormous")
Death cars
Fingernail extremism ( I see that creeping in here - now there are entire salons springing up just for nails with slogans like "rake his back and make him howl with these razorsharp bejewelled babies" - no, I made that up. But nearly)
Liberace (So many facelifts he couldn't shut his mouth)
Meat snack foods
"Modern Americans buy meat snack food in shrink-fit plastic packages at the convenience store. They call the snacks Slim Jim, Chubby Sausage, the Big Jerk — manufacturers' words for sorbitol, sodium erythorbate, sodium nitrite, hydrolyzed vegetable protein, monosodium glutamate, corn syrup, and lactic acid starter culture combined with chunked, ground, and formed beef and mechanically deboned poultry. The term "meat snack," like "cheese food" and "creme filling," is food-industry poetry, used to evoke thoughts of meat (or cheese or cream) about products that contain little or none of the substance in question."
- this quote should be written into the Constitution or something like that. Genius!
Mood rings
Perky nuns
Pet clothing
Reclining chairs
Waltzing waters
Tammy Faye Bakker
(Didja ever see a documentary called "The Eyes of Tammy Faye Bakker"? It's a bug-eyed must-see. The stuff that poor woman went through.)
Baton twirling
Children's names
(Which have got immeasurably worse since this book came out - my daughter went to school with Bracken, Angel and DeQuayne)
Cool Whip
Dinosaur Parks
Lawn ornaments
Panty-hose Crafts
Shag Rugs
Sno-Globes (yes!)
Unicorns and rainbows
Velvet paintings
White lipstick
So : got any of those in your house?
This is not so much a book as an aspirin to banish gloom. Of course, America marches on and this book needs a major update to include such modern phenomena as Celebrity Rehab and Autobiographies by People who Aren't 25 Yet - still, it's a wonderful panorama of some truly ghastly shit. For instance
Aerosol cheese
Boudoir photography
(That special present for that special someone)
Breasts, enormous
(Can't mock Americans for that, we have this fetish over here too, but I liked that there was a page called "Breasts, enormous")
Death cars
Fingernail extremism ( I see that creeping in here - now there are entire salons springing up just for nails with slogans like "rake his back and make him howl with these razorsharp bejewelled babies" - no, I made that up. But nearly)
Liberace (So many facelifts he couldn't shut his mouth)
Meat snack foods
"Modern Americans buy meat snack food in shrink-fit plastic packages at the convenience store. They call the snacks Slim Jim, Chubby Sausage, the Big Jerk — manufacturers' words for sorbitol, sodium erythorbate, sodium nitrite, hydrolyzed vegetable protein, monosodium glutamate, corn syrup, and lactic acid starter culture combined with chunked, ground, and formed beef and mechanically deboned poultry. The term "meat snack," like "cheese food" and "creme filling," is food-industry poetry, used to evoke thoughts of meat (or cheese or cream) about products that contain little or none of the substance in question."
- this quote should be written into the Constitution or something like that. Genius!
Mood rings
Perky nuns
Pet clothing
Reclining chairs
Waltzing waters
Tammy Faye Bakker
(Didja ever see a documentary called "The Eyes of Tammy Faye Bakker"? It's a bug-eyed must-see. The stuff that poor woman went through.)
Baton twirling
Children's names
(Which have got immeasurably worse since this book came out - my daughter went to school with Bracken, Angel and DeQuayne)
Cool Whip
Dinosaur Parks
Lawn ornaments
Panty-hose Crafts
Shag Rugs
Sno-Globes (yes!)
Unicorns and rainbows
Velvet paintings
White lipstick
So : got any of those in your house?
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Reading Progress
Finished Reading
December 19, 2007
– Shelved
September 22, 2009
– Shelved as:
modern-life
September 22, 2009
– Shelved as:
verysleazyfun
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Enormous breasts? Where?
And, no, man boobs don't count. No hairy flab-sacs.
And, no, man boobs don't count. No hairy flab-sacs.
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Boudoir photography
Bowling
Breasts, enormous
Meat snack foods
Reclining chairs
I will not, however, admit to the following:
nudism
and no one can make me.
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::::eats some more pepperoni meat stick:::::
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Really I think this explains a lot about me, don't you?
Excuse me, but, I blame Mime on the French.
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food franchises to service your every need, plus one place that serves no purpose
other than to bring beauty into the world and make audiences gasp in wonder: Waltzing Waters. Billing itself as "the most elaborate water, music, and light production in the world," Waltzing Waters outdoes all other fountains that
spout in tune to music or are lit with colored lights. In an otherwise ordinary auditorium, six hundred hydraulic spouts are marshaled behind the curtain line on a watertight stage. The lights dim, and a svelte prerecorded voice, teetering on
the edge of breathless hysteria because of the joyful wonderment about to transpire, booms forth from loudspeakers to explain what will happen: "Get ready to tap your feet, as we all get hooked on the classics!"
The voice fades, and the spouts pump massive jets of water high up toward the proscenium. The hundreds of geysers arc, leap, wave, shimmy, and sway in formations as precise as sine waves while colored lights make the patterns glow with rainbow hues. Every nuance of the water's flight is synchronized note by note to passages from familiar classics as as Swan Lake, the 1812 Overture, and "The Ride of the Valkyries." Then come modern favorites, starting with "Stranger in Paradise," all the way up to theme songs from television's "Entertainment Tonight" and "M*A*S*H" (the latter synchronized with water jets that are blood red)
After the classics and TV themes come show
tunes: passages from each and every song in My
Fair Lady. Then the climax: a patriotic medley that salutes America by having the water waltz to a titanic melody composed of fifty—count 'em,
fifty—different musical passages, one for each
state."
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I was just kidding about the velvet painting of rainbows and unicorns by the way. It was Elvis.
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But my neighbors have two bronze cranes, pointing like Rockettes toward the balcony across the street.
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all the romance has gone out of intelligentsia, I swear.
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Though I will say I think Ruth's idea of a present for you is excellent. We're all a bit tired of your picture, and look forward to seeing it updated in time for the new year.
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retromynx.com
my past still haunts the interwaves. that's just wild.
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As much as I delight in bad taste, I do not have any of the offending articles in my tastefully appointed house. :)
As much as I delight in bad taste, I do not have any of the offending articles in my tastefully appointed house. :)
I'm disappointed to answer that I don't have anything delightfully tacky.
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But seriously, where does one go to find some perky nuns to cheer up one's home? The artfully placed holograms of the von Trapp family are just not doing it for me any more.
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curves are not a bad thing either
I hear Jay Leno likes bagton twirling and dog costumes by the way
And do you know how many snow globes are on fancy pianos?
R