BABSI

To rent a room in a Haus, Bordelle or "Puff", women must have a work permit and not be addicted to drugs, Madam Babsi explains.

While fuss raged among the newshounds over whether or not Steffi was sporting Andre's wedding ring and Hollywood babe Sandra Bullock was spotted sipping Pimms in the Bollinger tent (one of the lucky few who wouldn't have blanched at paying pounds 3.40 a shot), the growing army of Babsi fans on Court One were in clover.

Before sailing into battle, Hackmann has one crease to iron out of his life - his affair with a drama student, Babsi (Sandra Speichert).

Though the story gets out through Babsi's own psychodramatizations, it is via another sociology student manque, gone over to journalism, that it is sensationalized in the papers, with the university made out a "hell for women," its sociological institute a "sinkhole of sexual extortion." This of course forces the university to investigate the allegations and mobilizes all sorts of power plays - and it is in this thickening of the plot that Schwanitz is at his best.

Outside of the court, "Babsi" supposedly also claimed she "didn't have any idea" her actions were illegal.

But Babsi, 25, is now set to cash in on her time in the South London sun.

But Babsi is now set to cash in on her time in the South London sun.

Jelena has also done her bit to unsettle Austrian tennis star Babsi, who is backed by The Mirror and has vowed to do her best for our readers.

The Mirror's Babsi, 25, has not had a boyfriend for nine months and says: "I think it's out for five years."

A DEVASTATED Babsi Schett fan missed out on a chance to see his dream girl because of a last minute court change.

Proudly wearing our trademark logo on her sleeve, the 25-year-old former model - nicknamed Babsi by her growing army of fans - beat rival Maja Matevzic two sets to one in a thrilling encounter.

Mirrorgirl Babsi, who plays her first match at Wimbledon today against Croatian Silvija Talaja, still has fond memories of that little first racket.