name reveal!
if you took my irl name replaced a with j b with j c with j d with j e with j f with j g with j h with j i with j j with j k with j l with j m with j n with j o with j p with j q with j r with j s with j t with j u with j v with j w with j x with j y with j and z with antidisestablishmentarianism, my first name would be jantidisestablishmentarianismjj
can you figure out the puzzle?

gus if i get 20 like s i will et a bric k

does anyone have any alternatives to bricks to throw at homeless people? im feeling a bit insensitive and think i should switch to something softer maybe

so ive been thinking about the us elections and idk i just think we need someone older? like, both candidates seem kinda... inexperienced. i think we need someone so old they have to pick maggots out of their skin and have to be wheeled around by the secret service in a chair that can turn into a coffin to preemptively prepare, as they should be so decrepit that there is a decent risk of them disintegrating into pieces the moment anything touches them.

one time i was playing a 100% realistic blackjack simulator and i got it up to 500k and then lost it all