Dear Proxyopolists,
The Game of Proxyopoly™️ Podcast S4E1: The Common Proxy premieres Friday March 22, 2024 on #Spotify and #ApplePodcasts, via #LinkTree @ linktr.ee/nascarcosa 🎟️
#Disclaimer:
Welcome to the buzz of this Proxyopoly™️ system called, “The Game of Proxyopoly™️ Podcast,” where proxies and game theory meld into a comedic extravaganza. In “The Mock Prospectus,” we embark on an exploration of the Proxy Advisor—a character of immense hilarity and significance within the fictitious realm of Proxyopoly™️. Through whimsical analysis and witty observations, Proxyopoly™️ aims to unravel the mysteries, mock investments, and mock risks associated with the Proxy Advisor in this delightfully absurd proxy content, within the proxy context of “The Proxy Contest.” Abound the whimsical universe of Proxyopoly™️, the Proxy Advisor assumes a peculiar role—an offbeat guide who navigates players through the maze of “Proxyopoly™️ Preferred Mock Proxies.” Representing a diverse blend of Jackals of the General Partner, at-large, the Proxy Advisor serves as a critical resource for dissident proxy cards, dispensing advice and laughter with equal measure in Proxyopoly™️
Proxyopoly™️ #ProxyStatement:
Per “The Proxy Statement,” the Proxy Advisor analyzes the movements of players, interprets the entropy of proxy variables, and offers recommendations that are as enlightening as they are sardonic. Bearing an arsenal of corporate buzzwords and a penchant for bullish predictions, the Proxy Advisor influences the ever-evolving nature of gameplay decisions and predicates the unpredictably germane narrative of Proxyopoly™️. Whereas, mock investments involve mock risks in an ever-evolving game of Proxyopoly™️. Ergo, no proprietary algorithm of any Proxyopolist shall compete without highlighting their mock investments and mock risks that contribute to the laughter-soaked returns of Proxyopoly™️. Moreover, from hilarity to obscurity, a pivotal aspect of the Proxy Advisor's role is the beta production of “Mock Proxy Advisory Reports,” a cacophony of comic relief and resolutions. These mock reports, intended to guide Proxyopolists' mock proxies, often veer into realms of bewildering complexity or provide bedeviling recommendations, which border on the absurd aboard the board of Proxyopoly™️
The Rise of #ProxyZero:
In a plot twist that defies expectations, a new character emerges onto the Proxyopoly™️ stage—Proxy Zero. This enigmatic figure challenges the Proxy Advisor's authority, as Proxyopolist Protempore, offering a counterbalance to their whimsical rule. Proxy Zero symbolizes transparency and fairness, advocating for accountability on behalf of Proxyopoly™️ of the Whole and Its Alternative Forms. Whereas, it is the duty of all Proxyopolists upon the board of Proxyopoly™️ to decipher the hidden proxy variables buried within “The Game of Proxyopoly™️ Podcast,” embarking on a quest to uncover the true intentions of the Proxy Advisor within the context of Proxyopoly™️
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/episode/1wOpAYMPkUE7obYQgoprvR?si=pdiTwo9hQQ2lkpY4Azb50w&nd=1&dlsi=73c224dbc819491a YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KprKzQQelow&ab_channel=two%26ahalfgamers