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AvianaYour minions cost (1).
Call her "Tweety". She'll find it real funny. I PROMISE. |
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Krul the UnshackledBattlecry: If your deck has
Spicklefizz pondered his life choices as he looked at the chain around his neck. "Become a warlock," they said. "You get to enslave demons," they said. |
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Anub'arakDeathrattle: Summon a 4/4 Nerubian with "Deathrattle:
Was actually a pretty nice guy before, you know, the whole Lich King thing. |
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Cho'gallBattlecry: Return all cards
Even after all this time, Gul'dan still makes Cho'gall go get donuts and coffee. |
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C'ThunBattlecry: Deal damage
C'Thun's least favorite Hearthstone card: Eye for an Eye. |
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Al'Akir, the Winds of TimeBattlecry: Draw a Charge,
Murozond sought unlikely allies in his fight against the Bronze Dragonflight. |
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Blade of C'ThunBattlecry: Destroy a minion. Add its Attack and Health to your C'Thun's (wherever it is).
C'Thun demands a sacrifice! Preferably a Deathwing. |
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Confessor PaletressBattlecry and Inspire: Summon a random Legendary minion.
She sees into your past and makes you face your fears. Most common fear: Getting Majordomo out of Sneed's Old Shredder. |
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Flame LeviathanRush
Mimiron likes to take the Flame Leviathan out on some sweet joyrides. |
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Knight of the WildCosts (1) less for each Beast you've summoned this game.
He gets a discount on the tournament entry fee because he is his own horse. |
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MalorneDeathrattle: Go Dormant. Revive after 2 friendly Beasts die.
When Malorne isn't mauling hordes of demons, he enjoys attending parties, though he prefers to go stag. |
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Murozond, Thief of TimeBattlecry: If your deck has no
By unwinding the fall of C'Thun, Murozond would claim the Old God's power, and with it, the world. |
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Twin Emperor Vek'lorTaunt
Do they make decisions based on age? "I'm two minutes older therefore we burn this village." |
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Disco at the End of TimeCast 5 random Secrets from the past.
This is what you've been saving the last dance for. |
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Lay on HandsRestore 8 Health. Draw 3 cards.
A grammatically awkward life saver. |
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Trial of the JormungarsSummon copies of two Beasts in your deck that cost (3) or less.
The defendants were found guilty on 33 counts of wiping raid parties. |
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Ancient ShieldbearerBattlecry: If your C'Thun has at least 10 Attack, gain 10 Armor.
Back in her day, each shield weighed two tons and she had to carry four of them on each arm! |
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Aya BlackpawBattlecry and Deathrattle: Summon a{1} {0} Jade Golem. @ Battlecry and Deathrattle: Summon a Jade Golem.
Though young, Aya took over as the leader of Jade Lotus through her charisma and strategic acumen when her predecessor was accidentally crushed by a jade golem. |
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Chromie, TimehopperBattlecry: Visit a Historical
"Noz, you're telling me you built a time machine...out of a Hearthstone card?" |
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Dark ArakkoaTaunt
There's a whole gradient of Arakkoa! This one is on the darker side. |
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Iron JuggernautBattlecry and Deathrattle:
The Iron Juggernaut guards Orgrimmar and has just earned the "Employee of the Month" award! |
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Jade ChieftainBattlecry: Summon a{1} {0} Jade Golem. Give it Taunt. @Battlecry: Summon a Jade Golem. Give it Taunt.
Seeing his Jade Golem grow up into the tall, handsome 6/6 standing before him was the proudest moment of his life. |
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Kabal Crystal RunnerCosts (2) less for each Secret you've played this game.
"Listen, I can cut you in on a little of this premium mana, but you can't tell my boss." |
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Valstann StaghelmDeathrattle: Summon
Son, Champion, Martyr |
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Bane of DoomDeal 3 damage to a character. If that kills it, summon a random Demon.
My advice to you is to avoid Doom, if possible. |
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Flame LanceDeal 25 damage
It's on the rack next to ice lance, acid lance, and English muffin lance. |
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Alley ArmorsmithTaunt
The rent is cheap and she passes the savings onto YOU! |
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Blackwing CorruptorBattlecry: If you're holding a Dragon, deal 5 damage.
He got his name when he gave Blackwing some comic books and rock & roll records. |
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Darkshire AlchemistBattlecry: Restore
The secret ingredient: liquified funnel cake. |
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Don Han'ChoBattlecry: Give a
The brilliant mastermind of the Grimy Goons, Han sometimes thinks about ditching the idiot Cho, but that would just tear him apart. |
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Emperor ThaurissanAt the end of your turn, reduce the Cost of cards
His second greatest regret is summoning an evil Firelord who enslaved his entire people. |
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Hallazeal the AscendedSpell Damage +1
Hallazeals all your dallazamage. |
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Jade BehemothTaunt
I think we should talk about the jade elephant in the room. |
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Menagerie JugBattlecry: Give 3 random
It's art imitating Battlegrounds imitating life. |
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Menagerie WardenBattlecry: Choose a friendly Beast. Summon a copy of it.
Please? Can I keep him? I promise to clean his cage <i>every day</i>. |
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Mukla's ChampionInspire: Give your other minions +1/+1.
An elegant gorilla, for a more civilized age. |
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Mysterious ChallengerBattlecry: Put one of each Secret from your deck into the battlefield.
He may sound surly and antisocial, but he's actually just really shy. |
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Servant of Yogg-SaronBattlecry: Cast a random
Yogg-Saron always likes to complain about how he has too many servants and there are too many mouths to feed. |
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Shado-Pan RiderCombo: Gain +4 Attack.
He needed a break after that business in the Vale of Eternal Blossoms. Naturally, he chose to spend his vacation in an icy snowscape killing monsters. |
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Sludge BelcherTaunt
DO NOT GIVE HIM A ROOT BEER. |
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SoridormiDormant for 2 turns.
Perdón! I slept. |
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Spawn of ShadowsBattlecry and Inspire:
What did you expect to happen? He's a Spawn. Of Shadows. |
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Thunder Bluff ValiantBattlecry and Inspire:
Allowing totems to attack is not cheating. I mean, there isn't anything in the rule books about it. |
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Blast from the PastGet 2 Spare Parts. Summon two 1/1 Boom Bots. Shuffle a Bomb into your opponent's deck.
Talk about a nostalgia bomb. |
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Cabalist's TomeGet 3 random
What's in there? I bet it's cookie recipes! |
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Cobra ShotDeal 3 damage to
"Cobra Shot" hurts way, way, way more than "Cobra Cuddle." |
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Dark BargainDestroy 2 random enemy minions. Discard 2 random cards.
A prime example of lose-lose negotiating. |
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Ironforge PortalGain 4 Armor.
Come to beautiful Ironforge! Where irons are forged and the forges are iron! |
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Jade TelegramLook at 3 cards in your
Golem-gram for Han'Cho! Golem-gram for Han'Cho! |
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Timeless BlessingGive four random minions in your hand +4/+4, +3/+3, +2/+2, and +1/+1.
To defeat the combined power of Murozond and C'Thun, Nozdormu would need heroes of Azeroth's past, present, and future. |
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Totally TotemsSummon all FIVE?! basic Totems.
Hmph. Should've been Grace of Air Totem. Hmph. |
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Axe FlingerWhenever this minion takes damage, deal 2 damage to the enemy hero.
Once a lowly "Stick Flinger", he's been relentless on the path to his ultimate dream: "Tauren Flinger". |
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Bronze DragonknightTaunt. Battlecry: If this
He had been here before, and in some ways, he would always be fighting in Silithus. |
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Crazed WorshipperTaunt
Every month they share a pancake breakfast with the Perfectly Rational Worshippers. |
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C'Thun's ChosenDivine Shield
He gave her a promise ring and everything. |
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Cult ApothecaryBattlecry: For each enemy minion, restore 2 Health to your hero.
Cults need pharmacists too. |
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Dalaran AspirantSpell Damage +1
Is he aspiring or inspiring? Make up your mind! |
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Dark Iron SkulkerBattlecry: Deal 2 damage to all undamaged
He loves skulking. He skulks after hours just for the joy of it, but his friends are pretty worried he'll get burnt out. |
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Eyestalk of C'ThunTaunt, Lifesteal
C'Thun sees all...even next week's lottery numbers. |
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Future EmissaryBattlecry: Reduce the Cost
When Murozond attacked the past, Nozdormu sought help from the future, even journeying as far as the Forbidden Reach. |
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Goblin BlastmageBattlecry: If you control
If you can't find a bomb to throw, just pick up any goblin invention and throw that. |
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Grimestreet EnforcerAt the end of your turn, give all minions in your hand +1/+1.
"Sir, you don't have a permit to park your mount here." |
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Hobart GrapplehammerBattlecry: If you have a
Grapplehammer is the horrible mind behind the Automatic Piranha Launcher (banned in 7 districts)! |
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Hooded AcolyteTaunt
Wait, what kind of acolyte doesn't wear a hood? |
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Infinite AmalgamInspire, Frenzy, Spellburst,
The Infinite Amalgam sought Gammy, the greatest among them, though it feared the queen of the amalgams would never be found. |
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Ivory KnightBattlecry: Discover a spell.
Do <i>NOT</i> call it a "horse". |
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Ivory RookBattlecry: Discover a Taunt minion. Gain Armor equal to its Cost.
Bringing back this cycle was risky, but the Ivory Queen thought it was worth the gambit. |
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Jade SpiritBattlecry: Summon a{1} {0} Jade Golem.@Battlecry: Summon a Jade Golem.
"He's so cute! I just want to squeeze him, then use him for Jade Golem parts!" - Aya Blackpaw |
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Klaxxi Amber-WeaverTaunt
Amberweaving is a specialty course at the local trade school. |
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Mire KeeperChoose One - Summon a
"Hey.... Is that Mire for sale?" "No. I'm keeping it." |
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Mount Hyjal ImposterEach turn this is in your
Among Tyrande's forces, Murozond had planted agents to ensure Archimonde's victory. |
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Onyx BishopBattlecry: Summon a random friendly minion
B4 is a nice place to visit, but he wouldn't want to live there. |
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The Scarab LordBattlecry: Summon a 0/1 Gong for your opponent.
What did it cost? 41,400 Silithid Carapace Fragments, to start. |
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Tomb PillagerDeathrattle: Get a Coin.
After the guild broke up, he could no longer raid the tombs. |
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Usher of SoulsWhenever a minion dies, give your C'Thun +1/+1
Nothing unburdens your soul like a good ushing! |
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Virmen SenseiBattlecry: Give a friendly Beast +3/+3.
There is no carrot. |
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Witch of the Arch-ThiefBattlecry: Summon a
A minion fit for a king. |
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Worgen Greaser
Hair products are 79% of his monthly budget. |
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Chamber of ViscidusLook at 3 cards in your
Whose house? Ooze House. |
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Brass KnucklesAfter your hero attacks,
For the goon that wants to make a fashion statement. |
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Charged HammerDeathrattle: Your Hero Power becomes 'Deal 2 damage.'
You can only pick it up if you are worthy. |
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Ball of SpidersSummon three 1/1 Webspinners
"THEY'RE EVERYWHERE GET THEM OFF!!!" - Everyone |
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BurgleGet 3 random
Yoink! |
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Call in the FinishersSummon four
When you really need a job done… but you don't really care if it gets done right. |
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ConvertPut a copy of an enemy minion into your hand. It costs (1).
"Are you interested in... HEALTH benefits?!" |
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Enter the ColiseumDestroy all minions except each player's highest Attack minion.
You have to get past the vendors first. So many are lost to shopping... |
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Healing WaveRestore 8 Health. Reveal a minion in each deck. If yours costs more, restore 16 instead.
Favored by shaman who study the art of restoration and healing, this spell would feel smug, if it had feelings. |
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Jade LightningDeal 3 damage. Summon a{1} {0} Jade Golem.@Deal 3 damage. Summon a Jade Golem.
Jade Lightning, goooo Jade Lightning! |
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Silvermoon PortalGive a minion +2/+2. Summon a random
What's Millhouse Manastorm doing in Silvermoon? |
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Spreading MadnessDeal 13 damage randomly split among ALL characters.
Most citizens of Darkshire wear those surgical masks to prevent spreading Madness to tourists. |
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AcidmawWhenever an enemy minion takes damage, destroy it.
With the help of his trusty sidekick Dreadscale, the giant jormungar Acidmaw is ready to face any knight! |
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Acolyte of PainWhenever this minion takes damage, draw a card.
He trained when he was younger to be an acolyte of joy, but things didn’t work out like he thought they would. |
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Disciple of C'ThunBattlecry: Deal 2 damage. Give your C'Thun +2/+2 (wherever it is).
C’Thun’s recruiting pitch involves cookies, which is why it’s the most popular Old God. |
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DreadscaleAt the end of your turn, deal 1 damage to all enemies.
Let's be clear about this: ACIDMAW is the sidekick. |
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Durnholde ImposterEach turn this is in your
Assassins of the Infinite Dragonflight waited for their moment to strike at Thrall before he ever became Warchief. |
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Grimy GadgeteerAt the end of your turn, give a random minion in your hand +2/+2.
"You look like a Gadgetgun 3000-Mark IV man, am I right?" |
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Keeper of UldamanBattlecry: Set a minion's Attack and Health to 3.
U da man! No, U da man! |
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King of BeastsTaunt
He never sleeps. Not even in the mighty jungle. |
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Lotus AgentsBattlecry: Discover
Mostly, they stand around and look cool. |
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Menagerie MugBattlecry: Give 3 random
He's a chip off the old jug. |