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182 pages, Paperback
First published May 18, 2010
i was all amped up and ready to be in love with this novel because of the subject matter, but there were so many things that kept me from liking it.
first and foremost, i think this author fancies herself a little palahniuk, because the narrator's voice is so reminiscent of his characters. if you love palahniuk, then you'll find this awesome. if you don't? then you totally won't. after about 4 pages, i was already annoyed with the main character. sometimes it was funny, sure. but so much of the rest of the time i was reading this, i was rolling my eyes. yes, i know you're extremely well-read. yes, i got the point that you're an academic. thank you for continually reinforcing this by dropping a dizzying number of references! you're so clever!
second, the pace. things start happening immediately. despite the narrator's annoying voice and the completely unbelievable gilmore girls esque banter between him and his wife, i was excited and found myself tearing through the first half of the book. then came epic disappointment. **** here be spoilers, so if you plan to read this, you might want to skip this part. i'm going to be as vague as possible. ****
***** the vague spoilers are coming, you had your chance! *****
so the main character is a zombie, as we know, and he comes up with a plan. in the first half of the book, things happen that take us rocketing toward victory and a successful plan. but ... it doesn't happen. it seems almost randomly, the characters decide to just abandon the plan because of some seemingly simple-to-overcome circumstances. i mean really, in comparison to what they had to do to get to that point, the thing that turns them away seems almost silly.
after this happens, the characters spend the next half of the book on this ill-planned, meandering journey to nowhere. they don't know where they're going, and neither does the author, it seems. page after page of pointless wandering (whoa! they're zombies! i see what you did thar! but it wasn't done well enough for me to be able to tell if it was intentional or not). you make it to the end of the novel - just a few pages left - and you're wondering how the hell this is going to end. well, it does, abruptly. and it's like getting to the end of the wizard of oz, where dorothy is about to go home, but she instead decides to shoot the wizard in the head and tear the ruby slippers to pieces.
***** end semi-spoilers ******