littlemisspipebomb:

3scythes:

littlemisspipebomb:

I’m 25 years old and no one told me being ambidextrous wasn’t normal? I thought me and everyone else was just out of practice with their submissive hand? But apparently most people straight up can’t do shit with it? Like at all?? My stepdad can barely eat cornflakes with his right hand and I’m out here swapping on accident?

I’ve never heard someone refer to their non-dominant hand as their “submissive” hand, like I guess that is the opposite of dominant but my chronically online self can’t stop thinking about it like. You’ve beaten the other hand into submission.

My left hand just likes being gagged and bound as my right forces it to call it “mistress” idk what’s so weird about that

sailorbryant:

lilmaneater:

jakethesequel:

headspace-hotel:

silken-scarves:

beardedmrbean:

kirbymongerr:

deseretgear:

senso1954:

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this tiktok screenshot ruined my life i need to see the serbian pigeon movie so so badly but it doesn’t exist it’s so foul to make this bad of a point with something so cool and then take it away from me.

Tiktok marvel fans really will be out here like “movie fan SHOCKED because i’d rather watch superhero movie #54 in blue and not a sensual 1987 french horror film about a man discovering his wife may not exist set in what is gradually revealed to be a space station” as if you’re supposed to agree that superhero movie #54 is the clear winner in this comparison

Love the idea of a story about a complex issue that’s told from the perspective of something that cannot comprehend or care about the issue. The way the story would be sliced up and moments that a human would consider pointless would be focused on because the pigeon happened to be there would be hype as fuck

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Ok FINE I made the movie poster of it

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Mališa, otherwise known as Little One, is a pet pigeon owned by a conservative butler of the Austro-Hungarian aristocracy. She is loved, and she is pampered— until her owner is murdered in cold blood, and she is left to fend for herself in Sarajevo.

In the wilds of the city, she feeds from the poor, working nationalist radicals, and the vieux riches alike.

To Mališa, there are no ethical concerns. No politics. No burgeoning nationalism.

There are only hands that feed her, and hands that do not.

This is compelling. Consider me fucking compelled.

Final shot is the bird hearing, but not seeing, the sound of a .32 ACP pistol, and flying away in shock

“From the studio that brought you Goncharov….”

My God guys we can’t do this again

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