(as) bald as a baby's backside
(as) bald as a baby's backside
slang Totally bald. My father had long hair as a teen, but now he's bald as a baby's backside. The medicine they gave me to treat the disease left me bald as a baby's backside! If you take after my side of the family, you'll be as bald as a baby's backside by 45.
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