Pocket Whip: Original Whip App 9+

I want to start this by saying this is a truly honest review of this app I am in no way being paid to say this.
I’ve had this app longer than I’ve had this iPhone. The only true limit to this app is your imagination of all of the different scenarios that you could use this app and for example you could use it at work with your coworkers or in social setting like if your buddy tells you about his girlfriend. The possibilities are truly endless. Have a couple minutes to kill before you have to go into a meeting or you need a hype yourself up crack the whip. If you have a little kid who loves Indiana Jones or anything western or just likes whips, to each their own, you could simply lock the phone onto that app and hand it to them and they would have the time of their lives just be sure they don’t accidentally throw the phone across the room or have a good case.
The only possible thing I could ask of the app is perhaps putting in a whip counter so that you could count your number of whips or a way to see how fast you can whip like whips per minute (wpm). Overall if I could give this app 10 stars I would. I suggest anyone who has read this far in the review of this packet with the app to download it immediately.

I want to start this by saying this is a truly honest review of this app I am in no way being paid to say this.
I've had this app longer than l've had this iPhone. The only true limit to this app is your imagination of all of the different scenarios that you could use this app and for example you could use it at work with your coworkers or in social setting like if your buddy tells you about his girlfriend. The possibilities are truly endless.
Have a couple minutes to kill before you have to go into a meeting or you need a hype yourself up crack the whip. If you have a little kid who loves Indiana Jones or anything western or just likes whips, to each their own, you could simply lock the phone onto that app and hand it to them and they would have the time of their lives just be sure they don't accidentally throw the phone across the room or have a good case.
The only possible thing I could ask of the app is perhaps putting in a whip counter so that you could count your number of whips or a way to see how fast you can whip like whips per minute (wpm). Overall if I could give this app 10 stars I would. I suggest anyone who has read this far in the review of this packet with the app to download it immediately.

I remember the first day i ever saw those jiggaboos on my grandpappy’s plantation i knew i was right at home. They trembled at the sight of my grandpappys whip, and from then on i knew i wanted to have that power to put them negroes in their place. Abraham lincoln, where do i even start with this man. He did everything wrong and i think john wilkes booth did us a huge favor assassinating that tyrant. Anyways thanks to the whip app i can finally put them silverbacks, koolaid gulpin, chicken bone sucking, mac and cheese devouring, melon munching, bank robbing, basketball shooting, cotton pickers in their place. Whoever made this app did a good deed and needs to be rewarded AT LEAST 5 negroes for it. They’ve always needed to be out there in the field, my negroes pick AT LEAST 50 tons of cotton per minute(60 on a good day). Because of this app them jiggerboos will NEVER think of disobeying me because the app makes them quiver in fear just by the crack of the whip( don’t even get me started with the flash) Hopefully them spearchucking, wakanda sounding, moon cricket, ooga booga lookin, baboon, orangutan, vine swinging, whiskey sippin, weed smokin, ape lookin, no rights, no seein in the dark negroes will be put in their place.

Sincerely, donald J trump.